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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Top 5 Ways to Tell You Are Jason Kettinger

5. Your preaching demonstrates the virtue of 8 minute homilies.

4. You cannot follow an outline.

3. You say, "Are you kidding me?" every half hour.

2. You've choked on Coke and belligerent comments at the same time.

1. Your favorite word in the English language is, "allele."