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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

5 Virtues of Sunflower Seeds

5. They're healthy.

4. Sunflowers are pretty, which means pretty women aren't far behind.

3. I think they grow in Kansas, which helps an otherwise boring state economically.

2. As glorious as baseball can be, it needs a guy spitting seeds to take it to another level.

1. They're another thing you can pour salt on.

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