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Tuesday, February 08, 2011

5 Non-Football Thoughts on Super Bowl Sunday

5. That Maria lady was pretty. I can't spell her name, and I don't care.

4. Jen Aniston's apparent offense was really wanting to have a baby before she lost the chance. What a psycho! Why would she want to do that? [sarcasm]

3. Harrison Ford was highly intoxicated. It was some mixture of funny and shameful.

2. If you have to tell us why they are famous, they're not famous.

1. I promise, Keith Urban can sing better than that.

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