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Sunday, February 26, 2012

5 Sweet Santorum Slogans

5. Santorum. Because it sounds like a semi-obscure European ski town.

4. Santorum. Because we haven't had a Rick this cool since "Jessie's Girl."

3. Santorum. Sorry, Newt. The jokes are too easy.

2. Santorum. Because if I wanted a nice-looking guy to spout meaningless slogans, I'd vote for Obama.

1. Santorum. He's wrong on trade, but he's right about not killing people for no good reason.

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