5. Go Cards!
4. When Fred Noltie blogs, the people benefit. All too brief and infrequent, my friend! I shall pray that other mindless toils are destroyed, as God wills.
3. We're observing a Feast of St. Louis IX, King of France. If I were half as good as King Louis, everyone I know would be better off.
2. Pope Leo XIII=Awesome.
1. New pick-up line: "I read Rerum Novarum, and it changed my life." No, seriously.