Sunday, February 23, 2014

5 Signs You Are In Graduate School

5. Reaction to all sporting events: "Oh, yeah. That happened."

4. You footnote your phone conversations.

3. You think a Tic-Tac and a Coke is a solid meal.

2. You have two cats named, "Due Date" and "Extension".

1. You can't answer the question, "How are you?" because you are still discerning the "with-respect-to-whatness" of it. Viva Captain Jack!

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