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Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Paging BJ Thomas

5. Winter is over, if you want it.

4. Hail. And the Blessed Virgin is not involved.

3. Nothing says spring like a flash flood warning.

2. The National Weather Service now sends obnoxious alerts to your smartphone. Big Government at its finest.

1. It's all fun and games until a tornado takes your house.

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