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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

5 Made-Up Words

5. "Science"--The heathen use this word as a catch-all for certain dubious metaphysical conclusions drawn from empirical science, like a billy-club. Example: "Science has proven...." There is no personal "science," you buffoon. The scientific method is a method, not a life coach.

4. "Homophobia"--This word designates as a disorder any person who does not rush to celebrate homosexual acts (and the resulting political activism) as the GREATEST THING EVER!!!

3. "Bigot"-- See #4.

2. "Equality"--This word refers to giving any group of unhappy, imbalanced people whatever their whims dictate.

1. "Progress"--This refers to a person's relative success in using the apparatus of government to cater to the whims of unhappy, imbalanced people, at the expense of everyone else.

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