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Tuesday, June 03, 2014

I Was Saying

5. Come on, these are hilarious.

4. I love the Spurs.

3. You don't have to trade Taliban fighters to get me; I'm right here. Also, my beard is cooler. [You don't have a beard right now.--ed.] But I could, and my beard in potency is better than most.

2. This guy owns me. I'm sorry. But not.

1. Awesome. I was at one of those White Elephant gift parties years ago, and I got a Hall & Oates album on cassette. Now, I'm not as big a Hall & Oates fan as some of my readers, (ahem) but suffice it to say, I don't think I'd give their music as a joke. Are you kidding? I said so at the time.

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