Thursday, August 28, 2014

5 Thoughts For Tonight

5. That was so fun, I want all my friends to move away so we can celebrate it.

4. How did I get invited to this party?

3. I'm like, "No, how YOU doin'?"

2. My friend Alex and his wife (and baby August) are going to Franciscan University in Steubenville so Alex can teach philosophy. Converts taking jazz over, yo.

1. I think it'd be cool if we called it "The Steub." Seriously, let's make this happen. "You going to Ohio State?" "No, man. My lame-o parents are all about the Catholic education, so I'm going to The Steub." [This is not a John Hughes movie; no one says "lame-o" anymore.--ed.] You just did. [Arrrgh!--ed.]

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