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Thursday, September 03, 2015

5 Thoughts For Today

5. It's like Goodell went, "I mean, nobody really likes Tom Brady, anyway, right?"

4. "Evidence? We don't need no stinkin' evidence!"

3. Always wear a helmet when riding a bike. Any bike. Anywhere.

2. Seriously, though, helmets. In other news, does anyone know why we don't spell it "helment"?

1. Nothing says "We take sin seriously" like a paltry opportunity to unburden yourself of it once a week for 45 minutes on a Saturday. Yes, it's changing in many places, as well it should.

2 comments:

Amos Long said...

JK, I missed it if you spelled it out earlier. What are your thoughts on the whole Tom Brady/Deflate-gate controversy?

Jason said...

Amos,

I hold the somewhat rare opinion that the Patriots actually did nothing wrong at all. The air variances could easily have occurred in nature, and in fact, probably did. (Full disclosure: I'm a fan of the Patriots. Of course, that makes sense. I'm a Cardinals fan, and a Spurs fan, for precisely the same reasons.) Any team so decidedly dominant knows something the others don't.