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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

5 Thoughts For Tonight

5. This is one of those weeks where you go, "Alright, Moratorium On Death! Seriously, let's make this happen!"

4. Not fit for the Sacrifice of the Mass, but I do love this song.

3. If George Michael sang that song, it'd make eleventy billion dollars.

2. If that woman sang it to me, I'd ask her out. [There's almost no way she's not Protestant.--ed.] It's cool; I'll take her to RCIA for our first date. [You are a sad little man.--ed.]

1. Bob: Dude! We lost 3-0, even with Wainwright!

Me: That's terrible!

Bob: He's supposed to be our stopper.

Me: Dude, if you score zero, no one is a stopper.

Bob: That's actually a really good point.

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