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5 Thoughts On the Curiously High Profile Elections Last Night 5. I'll bet The Boss was mad about "Born to Run" being used as a victory song by the Republican governor-elect, Chris Christie. 4. At least Corzine, the current governor of New Jersey, used his own money. I respect that. 3. Don't be fooled: The Democrats and President Obama are justly alarmed by the VA governor's race and others (which they lost). This state had been trending toward them in national elections for several cycles. 2. Newly elected House representative Bill Owens (D-NY) will not be able to hold this seat in 2010. 1. This portends a 1994-like shift in the House of Representatives in 2010.

5 Natural Responses To Coming Upon Weingreen's Hebrew Grammar, Lesson 65 (Weak Verbs) 5. "Our Father, who art in Heaven...." 4. "What? Where? Who? What's going on here?! 3. "These verbs are seriously weak, dude." 2. "No, comparing it to the strong verb doesn't help." 1. "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too, if it happened to youuuuu!"

5 Signs You Have An Irrational Sports Hatred of Ryan Howard 5. You refer to him as Ryan "Strikeout" Howard. 4. You know that he went to Lafayette High School in St. Louis, while you attended nearby Eureka, and you hate that, though you were not especially attached to EHS at the time. 3. You improperly credit Albert Pujols with the 2006 National League Most Valuable Player award on purpose. 2. You say things like, "Ryan Howard, what a stupid name!" And, "I bet you lived on Stupid Street when you were a kid!" 1. You are rooting for the Yankees in this World Series.