Sunday, February 22, 2009

You Might Be A Wavering Protestant If...

5. You put 'St.' in front of everything.

4. You've ever said, "You should watch EWTN, it's awesome!" and you weren't kidding.

3. You've said, "Calvin was a Catholic" and it was a compliment.

2. You are frightened by the words, "Bible Church." [no offense.]

1. You believe it's (almost) not a true worship service without the Eucharist. [1A. You capitalize 'Eucharist' to feel like a rebel.]