5 Ways To Effectively Mock Barack Obama 5. In your best Obama intonation, say, "They SAID we couldn't... [insert ridiculous or entirely commonplace happening here]..."yes, we can." e.g. "They said we couldn't eat crunchy peanut butter on our PB+ J sandwiches...yes, we can." 4. Show up at the White House and declare that you are making a citizens' arrest of Timothy Geithner. [4A. Rob a convenience store and demand a Cabinet post. Not really; I'm just saying.] 3. Sneak into the Oval Office while he's there, sit in the chair across from him and simply say, "Joe Biden? Seriously?" 2. Send him 7 hours of audio, solely comprised of John McCain's laugh. 1. Make an obscene amount of money, claim a huge tax write-off, and give the rest to a Catholic family charity.