Safe Haven

5. Anselm is hard. 4. I should have studied philosophy in college. 3. I like this Jimmy Mitchell. I also love Jim Brickman, no matter what anyone else says about it. 2. Maybe I can get Devin Rose to mail a free copy of The Protestant's Dilemma to Dr. Alan Noble of Christ and Pop Culture magazine! Aww, heck, Alan! Just read this one . [Mathison definitely isn't trying to make people Catholic.--ed.] That's the beauty of it. [How rude!--ed.] What Mathison pretends not to know won't hurt anyone. 1. Or we could just pretend it's all Bryan Cross' fault. That's what I do.

5. I always think someone is a jerk when they are disliked by the media. [(chortle)--ed.] 4. Albert Pujols has now hit 500 HR. With a batting mark of .321. With about half the strikeouts as any other power hitter ever. 3. "You're kidding?" Stat Of The Day: Tony Gwynn, (Sr.) AKA, The Fat Guy Who Played For The Padres, (sorry, Tony) stole 56 bases in 1987. 2. I hate fish fries, frankly. But no, I don't think there is a bigger fish to fry than figuring out what God said, and how we know. 1. "Stop Killing People!" still looks like a great campaign slogan to me.