5 Catholic Thoughts On The 50 Day Blowout Known As Easter 5. This "false church" really knows how to throw a party. 4. If the Reformers were so great, why do they devote only one 24 hour period to the most important event in human history? 3. Good luck proclaiming the Lord's death with a piece of bread. 2. I got nailed with that holy water 2 years ago. I'm giving that successor to the Apostles the side-eye until further notice. 1. I prayed the Rosary for you; deal with it.