5. Apparently, you weren't allowed to do a soft rock album without a cameo by Michael McDonald. 4. This Christopher Cross dude definitely doesn't suck. 3. When we culturally recapture the '80s, we tend to grab onto the latter part. The early to middle part was a lot like the '70s. (Not that I was there for the '70s, but style doesn't change that fast.) 2. I fell asleep reading St. John Paul the Great again. I am a bad person. 1. You will be addressed as "Cardinal Sparky" until you repent of your heresy. It's for your own good.