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Friday, January 25, 2013

5 Thoughts For Today

5 Thoughts For Today

5. The Braves made a huge mistake, trading Martin Prado to the Diamondbacks for Justin Upton. The Upton brothers are not that good, and you're just doubling the disappointment.

4. At the risk of sounding like the Church Lady again, I don't think Danica Patrick realizes or cares that she's still married in the eyes of God. And fornication is still a sin, even if she wasn't. [Maybe she's not, you know...--ed.] Fat chance. I do suppose all these "remarried" Protestants will eventually pose a problem, a conundrum, if you will. [Well, you can't stop divorced Catholics from "remarrying" and having sex.--ed.] Touche. Lord, have mercy!

3. I think Love moves in small ways. God is like a father beckoning us to get in the pool. He won't let us drown. How stupid is it to run the other way? [You hate water.--ed.] Just go with the metaphor, OK?

2. Hey young evangelicals: If you're so 'prophetic' into this political culture, why are you so predictably liberal? Fine, Christ and Pop Culture, I'm calling you out. #notmoderate #notashamed #Santorum.

1. Just so we're clear, I don't see any conflict in being a proud NRA member and a Christian. Just because I may choose to exercise a right (or not) you think is icky or scary. [You haven't paid dues.--ed.] True. I will later, though.

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