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5 Ways To Effectively Mock Barack Obama

5. In your best Obama intonation, say, "They SAID we couldn't... [insert ridiculous or entirely commonplace happening here]..."yes, we can." e.g. "They said we couldn't eat crunchy peanut butter on our PB+ J sandwiches...yes, we can."
4. Show up at the White House and declare that you are making a citizens' arrest of Timothy Geithner. [4A. Rob a convenience store and demand a Cabinet post. Not really; I'm just saying.]
3. Sneak into the Oval Office while he's there, sit in the chair across from him and simply say, "Joe Biden? Seriously?"
2. Send him 7 hours of audio, solely comprised of John McCain's laugh.
1. Make an obscene amount of money, claim a huge tax write-off, and give the rest to a Catholic family charity.

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