5 Signs You Are Ankle-Deep In The Tiber
5. You start laughing at traditional Protestant notions of "apostolic."
4. You say "Holy Mother Church" without snickering.
3. You are more anti-Nestorian than anti-Marian. (Svendsen, MacArthur, get with the program!)
2. You start daydreaming about dating Catholic girls. [It's always sex with you, isn't it?--ed.] Nolo contendere.
1. You join an RCIA class. [You're outed now.--ed.] The biggest open secret ever.
5. You start laughing at traditional Protestant notions of "apostolic."
4. You say "Holy Mother Church" without snickering.
3. You are more anti-Nestorian than anti-Marian. (Svendsen, MacArthur, get with the program!)
2. You start daydreaming about dating Catholic girls. [It's always sex with you, isn't it?--ed.] Nolo contendere.
1. You join an RCIA class. [You're outed now.--ed.] The biggest open secret ever.
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