Tuesday, June 07, 2011

5 More Sure Signs You Are Jason Kettinger

5. You use the word "barnacle" as a swear word.

4. You lobby for the cat's name to be "Squidward."

3. "The Riot" is a person, not an event.

2. You think the battle for greatest composer of all time is a dead heat between David Foster and Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds.

1. You do secondhand impressions of Charles Barkley. "That's turribull!" I know.

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