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5 Thoughts For Today

5. C'mon, Tom. Your legendary hotness doesn't help my fantasy football team as much as a few touchdown passes would.

4. The definitive proof that Catholics do not worship Mary as a goddess or some other foolishness: If you put Jesus in the place where Mary is, and confessed the same things of him as we do of her, you'd be an Arian heretic. Instead, may Jesus, who is God Almighty, be adored forever and ever!

3. Denny's is awesome. I don't understand it, I just confess it. Like the Trinity.

2. No, you will not adorn my hash browns with cheesy, onion-y, grossness. But thanks for asking.

1. Fall Back. JASON WINS!!!

Comments

Deborah Lee said…
Denny's and JK = T-Bone steak medium rare, broccoli, hash browns, and chocolate milk. Hold all onions and cheese. Snark and Banter come standard.