Thursday, November 13, 2014

5 Thoughts For Today

5. The original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" film (1990) can't possibly be matched by the most recent one. [You haven't seen the recent one.--ed.] I don't need to.

4. I'm starting the Vikings defense/special teams against the Bears this week in fantasy football. I'm sorry, but not.

3. Speaking of football, it's a highly anticipated match-up this Sunday night: Patriots and Colts. Brady against Luck. The aging "Golden Boy" against "The Kid." [Boy, he is a gunslinger, too, that Luck.--ed.] The brains of Manning and the arm of Favre.

2. The family-size box of Cheez-Its stares at me, and I at it. We all know who will win the war, one delicious cracker at a time.

1. Al Roker is trying to set a Guiness World Record for the longest continuous weather broadcast: 34 hours. Are you kidding me?

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