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Friday, February 22, 2013

5 Thoughts For Today

5 Thoughts For Today

5. Actually, it is a sin. Maybe Christians are so "uptight" about sex because it can hurt you and others if not done according to God's will. Stop being morons. How's that "freedom" working out for you?

4. I was "open-minded" once; then I realized everyone who says we should be open-minded is stupid.

3. I am unitarily convinced that universalism is stupid.

2. If we follow your advice, Person of Prevailing Opinion, actual people die, spiritually and physically. But I'm the killjoy. Right. That makes sense.

1. Maybe our whole culture got stuck in a game of Opposite Day roughly 50 years ago. That would explain it.

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