Monday, December 14, 2009

5 Intemperate, Cranky Thoughts on Women Inspired By Tim Butler
5. Time sure flies when she's having fun at your expense.
4. No, I am not at all sad you are single. You probably deserve it.
3. Be honest: You're all just as shallow about looks as any man, and the fact that you go to church changes nothing.
2. No, really, I don't want to be your friend. I have many friends; they're called men.
1. The biggest lie anyone ever told was that women are more mature than men. Enjoy the steady stream of wimps and jerks that logically follow that delusion.

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