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5 Random, Disconnected Humor Bites for Today

5. Despite my antipathy for adverbs, (possible rant forthcoming, once I figure out why) I like the word 'consequently.' Is it an adverb? It has the 'ly' ending. I dunno.

4. I don't need to have a movie to eat microwave popcorn.

3. Poor Fredo. Pop obviously gave the family business to Michael because Fredo is stupid. Of course, most stupid people don't think they're stupid. Fredo was in denial. But what's weird is, we get no explanation why he's stupid. We get a scene where little Fredo gets pneumonia as a baby. But he isn't mentally challenged, is he?

2. I finished off that bottle of Coke Zero like I had sorrows to drown!

1. I think the Phillies gave up too much in the trade for Roy Halladay. Cliff Lee is almost as good, and younger (though not as much as I thought). But Halladay is "BA" as my brother would say, and yes, his baseball card/stat sheet should actually say this. His nickname is "Doc," but it should be "Complete Game." Just trust me on this; you have to watch this guy pitch every time if you are able. I'm going to the game here in St. Louis when he pitches for the Phillies. Done and done.

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