Monday, July 06, 2009

5 Ways To Tell You’ve Spent Too Much Time At Christ Our King Presbyterian Church in Columbia, MO

5. At dinner, you mistakenly recite the Words of Institution upon touching a piece of bread.

4. You intentionally try to pronounce words like “sit” and “being” with that Hannibal accent to sound cooler.

3. It is probable that you know the exact hymn number of at least 35 hymns in the PCA’s Trinity Hymnal.

2. You call up the radio station to request the Gloria Patri, hymn #732.

1. You’ve heard the phrase “large and startling figures” in a sermon at least 15 times. (And still haven’t read the book.)

I just realized I could do three more lists like this easy, and I probably will.

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