Monday, July 06, 2009

Five More Ways To Tell You’ve Spent Too Much Time At Christ Our King In Columbia, MO

5. You think pie-eating is a sacrament.

4. The words, “beer,” “hot tub,” and “politics” sound like a good idea for a men’s retreat.

3. Drinking beer and talking theology is a given, not a cutting-edge ministry outreach. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

2. You are convinced that Mark Twain is a saint (in the Catholic sense).

1. You say, “Thanks be to God” after reading a passage of Scripture in your personal devotions.

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