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5 Valentine's Day Thoughts

5 Thoughts For Today

5. Grey's: Seriously, I don't like this company buying the hospital. My "common good" alarm is going off. And I hate my "common good" alarm. And Dr. Hunt: Why would you divorce your wife and continue to have sex with her? Is this the cool new thing? Are you trying to go to Hell?

4. Grey's, ctd: This entire cast is a bunch of fornicating perverts, adulterers, and general scumbags. On the other hand, I am the Church Lady, and Kepner still manages to seem like an uptight freak. Grace, anyone? God is Love? Anything? You work at Seattle Grace Hospital, for pete's sake!

3. No, actually, I asked Mary for a wife. I asked St. Valentine for courage. [Do you ask your natural mother to set you up?--ed.] Um, no. But I'm remembering something...Oh, yeah, Mary is PERFECT, and always gets what she prays for. [Sure she is.--ed.] Fine; denounce the Church Fathers; they'll pray for you. [Bah!--ed.]

2. I was reading the Gospel for today, and it appeared once again that the New American Bible was translated by monkeys, specifically Luke 9:25. "Lose himself"? So I looked it up. You win this time, NAB! (Your study edition still sucks, and should not be consulted by anyone, anywhere.)

1. I hope that your love is pure, and that if you don't have a love (eros) that you refrained from breaking someone's face, or vomiting all over your friends.

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