Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Lenten Levity

5 Tacky Things To Do On Ash Wednesday

5. Show up to Mass on a day when it's totally optional, and skip Mass on Sunday when it isn't.

4. Leave after receiving the Eucharist. Seriously, I don't get this. This is reason 3b why Protestants think we are going to Hell.

3. Park in a disabled space for no reason at all.

2. Eat a piece of bacon at 12:00 AM Thursday morning.

1. Stay home while loudly proclaiming, "Me and Jesus are having church right here!"

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