Thursday, July 25, 2013

This Is Crazy, But...

5 Thoughts For Today

5. I'm one of those people who likes Neil Diamond, I think. Not in an ironic way.

4. The Isley Brothers' decision to sue Michael Bolton over "Love Is A Wonderful Thing" was incredibly lame. Everybody loves the Bolton version; those who say they don't are filthy liars. Dear Spotify, I will continue to watch the YouTube video with impunity until this little dust-up is corrected.

3. If I were Ronald Isley, I'd be content to be forever known as "Mr. Biggs," the creepy kingpin guy from the "Down Low" video.

2. Never leave your loved ones alone with R. Kelly, dude.

1. What I've been saying is that if the Magisterium proposed for belief that St. Peter liked to fly around on a fuzzy purple elephant while in Rome, (leaving aside that this would never happen) the proper Catholic response would be, "Yes and Amen."

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