Monday, October 27, 2014

5 Thoughts For Today

5. I want to put some big speakers outside Rachel Maddow's house, and blast "Angry All The Time" by Bruce Robison. [OOOH, it's a Reverse Noriega!--ed.] A what? [You heard me. Just think about it.--ed.]

4. At the risk of objectification, she is really attractive. A guy who says, "You're beautiful when you're angry" is crazy. She might be cute when she's mildly annoyed, but true anger doesn't help anything.

3. I'm debating going back and listening to all the episodes of Drunk-Ex-Pastors, but then, I can't even be bothered to watch my Netflix shows, which I intentionally queued to watch.

2. My political crush is Christine O'Donnell. Yeah.

1. Pray for a thing I want to do. No other details.

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