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5 Things To Do When Dealing With A 2 Week Cold

5. Make yourself Tussin mojitos.

4. Re-enact humorous cold medicine commercials, like the one where the large man says, "You've got to feed a cold!" while holding up the 6 foot long hoagie.

3. Shorten your sentences, and avoid certain words that trigger coughing spells.

2. Nervously wonder if the instruction about taking a cough drop every two hours is more like a guideline.

1. Blame Obama.

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2 week cold? Not the sort of Change I Can Believe In. (tm)