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There Is No Spoon

5 Thoughts For Tonight

5. If I were forced to talk for 13 hours, I would hope it wouldn't be about Barack Obama.

4. Your life and mine in the hands of a squirrely dude named Eric, and a guy that sounds like a holdover from the Johnson Administration. 'Merica.

3. Maybe the Dems are setting up Obama as the beast Rabban, so Hillary can be the "savior" Feyd Rautha.

2. If Rubio wins, I'm totally yelling out, "For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!"

1. Paul Ryan=Gurney Halleck? [These are all Dune-themed, but the title suggested The Matrix.--ed.] Think trippy Christian-tinged sci-fi.

Comments

Sounds like Sci-Fi syncretism. I'll leave off the easy jab at Rome and mention instead that you are following the example of the president you voted for...