Thursday, June 27, 2013

Blathering Randomly

5 Completely Pointless, Haphazard Observations

5. If I eat sausage and/or watch Star Trek: The Next Generation in the evening, I will fall asleep. We call those, "old people."

4. I didn't go outside today.

3. I would like to thank myself for mostly avoiding any discussions relating to the destruction of our society by the heathen. I say "mostly" because, well, you know how it is...

2. I say, "Hi, how are you?" but I really mean, "I wouldn't mind hanging out with you for 50 or 60 years."

1. "Have we grown so old, so inflexible, that we have outlived our usefulness? Does that constitute...a joke?"

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